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Hi, I'm Rona...and I'm pretty random. I blurt out things that come to mind. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious. Tune in to find out what I mean. Drop me a line at rona@lite975.com!

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Meet Hans...

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Hans Penmanship..., Jiffy TIp, Deer Carcasses, and more!

Today on the show I made fun of Hans. I posted this on Facebook because he wrote it and I couldn't figure out what it said. Look at the picture at the left and tell me what you think it says.  I'll tell you the answer below the  picture.





It says "Deer Carcass". Seriously. He comes from a long line of doctors. Not kidding. It must run in the family.


We gave our winter driving tip courtesy of Jiffy Lube this morning...

They say to
Amp Up the Energy!
"A weak battery is unreliable and may take longer to start on frigid winter mornings. According to the American Automobile Association, a battery can lose 35% of its power at 32° F and 60% of its power at 0° F.   Have the battery tested at the beginning of the season to make sure it has enough cranking power to withstand the cold. To minimize strain, start the vehicle with the heater, lights and window defrosters turned off." Read more Winterization tips here and listen for your chance to win a Signature Service Oil Change from Jiffy Lube tomorrow!


If you watch this little guy, Sponge Bob, you know he's funny. It's a kids cartoon that's made for kids BUT, there are times where you could easily think he's talking to the adults with his "adult" comments. Even though they are completely clean. Here are a few of them... ha! There are more here!


Top 5 SpongeBob Quotes That Sound Dirty But Aren’t

5. “I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready!” – SpongeBob

4. “The line for the Tunnel of Glove is filling up.” – Nancy (fish girl)

3. “You’ll never guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! “ – SpongeBob

2. “But first, I’ll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and I’ll need to remove your trousers.” – Patrick

1. “Go out and get yourself a case of the Krabbies.” – Mr. Krabs

 
By the way, if you want to hear a really cool version of this song, check out the Kelly Bell Band doing Spongebob Theme below! Love them!


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10/16/2012 11:01AM
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