Get in touch with Santa, I could pee on this...and Defriend-tion.
I'm a cat lover. I admit it fully. If you've had a cat, you know that those animals simply don't respect you, your home, your things, or your size. Something about they way they look at you makes you feel as if you are subservient to them. I don't know what it is. All I know is that I've done things for cats when I didn't need to becuase I felt guilty or something.....along those same lines comes the book "I Could Pee On This and Other Poems by Cats". There are some seriously funny pages here. Check out the amazon page and take a look through some of the poetry. It's spot on!
Want to get in touch with Santa? There are a few ways to do it.
Vonage customers will once again be able to dial 1-700-CALL-SANTA (1-700-225-5726) from a Vonage home phone or Vonage Extension to hear a message from Kris Kringle himself. Now through Christmas Eve, the number will connect customers directly to a holiday greeting from Santa where they will have the opportunity to leave a message for Santa about what they’d like to see under the tree. The recorded message will be sent to the Vonage account holder’s email address so Vonage customers will know exactly what their loved one wished for this year. The audio attachment can also be forwarded to other family members and friends, or even set aside as a keepsake.
You can still call Santa even if you are not a Vonage customer. Simply visit www.vonage.com/northpole and follow the instructions. Callers will also be able to track Santa’s whereabouts as he delivers presents around the world. Starting at 5 p.m. on December 24th, Vonage customers can dial 1-700-CALL-SANTA to hear where Santa and his reindeer have been and where they are headed next!
By the way, we asked for some nicknames of Santa Claus. Check out some of the other names he has in other countries here.
Ever have a friend on Facebook that just gets on your nerves? They post things that you don't agree with or things that aren't safe for work? Then you need...Defriendtion! It's like o-Defriendtion is a free app for Facebook that combines the classic school "detention" with the ability to "dislike" someone on a short-term basis. Love it! HERE IS THE DEFRIEND-TION WEBSITE!